Bagpipe
Command Centre.
Real pipes. Questionable authority. You have been entrusted with far more acoustic power than is sensible.
A little Scottish.
One ceremonial eyebrow has been raised.
Awaiting your first questionable decision.
FICTIONAL GAUGES · REAL PIPES · READINESS CHANGES THE THEATRE
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Music credits & the small print
Performances and recordings by the United States Air Force bands, provided by their public-domain music collection and mirrored on Wikimedia Commons. The linked file pages document the public-domain status in the United States. These are complete recordings, played only after you choose to start. This is a fictional command centre and complaints stay in your browser.
- Scotland the Brave · USAF Reserve Pipe Band, 1995.
- Amazing Grace · Sandy Jones, Scott Gunn and USAF pipe bands, 2002.
- Amazing Grace: The Fling · Scott Gunn arrangement, USAF Reserve Pipe Band, 2002.